COLLABORATING PEACEFULLY

  • Don’t be afraid to ask her something twice. She’s away with the fairies most of the time, so she will probably ask you the same question twice.
     

  • Don’t expect her to be overwhelmingly chatty in the morning. She hates mornings more than you do, and she needs some time to reboot.
     

  • Make her forget about her lack of travel over the past two years by bringing on memes, weird content, or funny TikToks.
     

  • Don’t present her with a problem at 16:59. She would love to have a life too.
     

  • Name your layers, name your files, name your subjects lines. Anonymity will be ignored. And with some probability, punished too.
     

  • Emails and Slack are incredible inventions. If you need to tell her something that’s work-related and she’s not there with you, these miraculous tools do the job perfectly. Attempts to connect via other platforms for work-related purposes will be replied to with an annoying multitude of frog pictures.
     

  • Comments that offend minorities and the LGBTQ+ community, exude misogyny and toxic masculinity, or offend the rigorous work of the scientific community will not be appreciated.
     

  • Attempts to pretend you love cats, African grey parrots,  anthropology and linguistics will be cherished.
     

  • Feed her sweets or make her a cup of tea.

A GUIDE TO BUILDING A SUCCESSFUL AND LONG-LASTING RELATIONSHIP WITH GIORGIA

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