A GUIDE TO BUILDING A SUCCESSFUL AND LONG-LASTING RELATIONSHIP WITH GIORGIA
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Don’t be afraid to ask her something twice. She’s away with the fairies most of the time, so she will probably ask you the same question twice.
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Don’t expect her to be overwhelmingly chatty in the morning. She hates mornings more than you do, and she needs some time to reboot.
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Bring on memes, weird content, or funny TikToks.
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Don’t present her with a problem at 16:59. She would love to have a life too.
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Name your layers, name your files, name your subjects lines. Anonymity will be ignored. And with some probability, punished too.
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Emails and Slack are incredible inventions. If you need to tell her something that’s work-related and she’s not there with you, these miraculous tools do the job perfectly. Attempts to connect via other platforms for work-related purposes will be replied to with an annoying multitude of frog pictures.
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Comments that offend minorities and the LGBTQIA+ community, exude misogyny and toxic masculinity, or offend the rigorous work of the scientific community will not be appreciated.
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Attempts to pretend you love cats, African grey parrots, anthropology and linguistics will be cherished.
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Feed her sweets or make her a cup of tea.
