GIORGIA LOMBARDO 

Don’t be afraid to ask her something twice. She’s away with the fairies most of the time, so she will probably ask you the same question twice.
 

Don’t expect her to be overwhelmingly chatty in the morning. She hates mornings more than you do, and she needs some time to reboot.
 

Make her forget about her lack of travel over the past two years by bringing on memes, weird content, or funny TikToks.
 

Don’t present her with a problem at 16:59. She would love to have a life too.
 

Name your layers, name your files, name your subjects lines. Anonymity will be ignored. And with some probability, punished too.
 

Emails and Slack are incredible inventions. If you need to tell her something that’s work-related and she’s not there with you, these miraculous tools do the job perfectly. Attempts to connect via other platforms for work-related purposes will be replied to with an annoying multitude of frog pictures.
 

Comments that offend minorities and the LGBTQ+ community, exude misogyny and toxic masculinity, or offend the rigorous work of the scientific community will not be appreciated.
 

Attempts to pretend you love cats, African grey parrots,  anthropology and linguistics will be cherished.
 

Feed her sweets or make her a cup of tea.